| Author | Year | Venue |
| John Chapman and Jeremy Lloyd | 1999 | Brewhouse Theatre 23rd - 27th March 1999 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Geoffrey Jones, the local MP | Matt Webber |
| Deirdre Jones, his wife | Sarah Saunders |
| Mrs Wayneflete, Deirdre's mother | Florence Evans |
| Grindle, the Jones' au pair | Wendy Phillips |
| Joe, the telephone engineer | Michael Flatley |
| Clive Patel, the milkman | John Burbery |
| Raymond Blake, next door neighbour | Jason Carter |
| Sonia Blake, Raymond's wife | Jane Leakey |
| PC Bobby Smith | Mark Dawson |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Director | Nicola Webley |
| Stage Manager and Set Design | John Howe |
| Lighting Design | Sebastian Petit |
| ASM and Rehearsal Understudy | Mark Bond |
| DSM | Kevin Stratton |
| Prompt | Joy Reason |
| Lighting Operation | Matt Redstone |
| Sound Operation | Chris Hughes |
| Properties | Suzanne Wynn-Jones |
| Properties | Vanessa Wellington |
| Costume | The Cast |
| Publicity | Nicola Webley |
| Publicity | Clare Coe |